3 kinds of ADHD distractions:
Add Bipolar Disorder to the recipe & you get me
“don’t double text”
i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics
me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.
A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
The 57 gallon blue plastic drum taken from Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment found to contain three human torsos and the freezer in which three human heads and a torso were discovered. From here
I followed the link and somebody asked, “What’s the ‘buy now’ price,?” with someone’s response of “I’m assuming it costs an arm and a leg.”
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus
Even Bigger Mood
being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question
ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it
Art:
Writing:
General:
Makeup:
Gender:
Backgrounds:
Clothing:
Cheer up/Be happy
Sowing:
Food:
Exercise:
Games:
Mental health:
End screen bubbles for STOP SEARCHING FOR THIS! - Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER
Learning languages is fun because I love being able to embarrass myself internationally
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3 kinds of ADHD distractions:
